"scoob" (scoobsti)
12/22/2015 at 14:59 • Filed to: #ROGUENATION
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"scoob" (scoobsti)
12/22/2015 at 14:59 • Filed to: #ROGUENATION | 4
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On my way back to school, I had just started crossing a street and saw a Rogue going pretty quickly towards my direction. I knew the driver was trying to steal my right of way and turn onto the street I was crossing, but since I was in the crosswalk already, I had the right of way.
I kept walking across, so the Rogue driver stopped and honked at me. I started walking slower on purpose and gave him my best death stare.
Oooooooooooooh, this made him maddddddddd.
But what really got him riled up was when I pretended to read and point at the numbers/letters on his license plate.
Idk why, I just randomly thought to do this, and it did exactly what I wanted it to do.
I looked back at the driver and he was livid now. He slammed both his hands on top of the wheel and then punched the horn again. I never stopped walking during this, so by now there was “enough” room for him to pass. He slammed the accelerator, went around me, and sped off.
Asshole, if you knew how to drive, none of this would’ve happened.
And if you’re going to say “But Scoob! What if they try to run you over!”, well, I never “confront” drivers like this. Usually, if someone does something stupid I just keep walking.
But this time, ooh, this was funny. I came up with this on the spot, and the guy got mad because he was so, so wrong.
TL;DR : I like being a colossal asshole to assholes.
Edit: Don’t worry, I know this was a real petty thing to do. I wouldn’t normally do this. It just so happened by chance that this was next to a hospital as well. No, I am not taking that for granted.
Sneaky Pete
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:05 |
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Personally, I’d rather be alive than right.
cazzyodo
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:06 |
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I tend to walk out in crosswalks before anyone I’m with so I can make sure people stop...get to the middle then slow down. First in the street and last off.
People are assholes.
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scoob
> Sneaky Pete
12/22/2015 at 15:07 |
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I know, I know, but this was in a pretty populated place, and right next to a hospital for that matter lol.
I don’t normally do things like this anyway.
Berang
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:08 |
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You know in some places its illegal to rev or honk at peds. It’d be funnier if he got a ticket.
Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:10 |
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If i did that in jersey or NY, I’d be part of the pavement
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scoob
> Supreme Chancellor and Glorious Leader SaveTheIntegras
12/22/2015 at 15:12 |
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This was in NY lol.
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scoob
> Berang
12/22/2015 at 15:12 |
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I wish he did...
I’d stand right next to him and watch it happen.
McMike
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:13 |
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jvirgs drives a Subaru
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:13 |
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scoob
> cazzyodo
12/22/2015 at 15:14 |
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If self-driving cars means no more of these idiots, then I am all for self-driving cars. As long as the rest of us aren’t forced to buy them.
WiscoProud
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:14 |
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I do the same thing. Numerous times I have stood directly in front of a car who honked at me in the cross walk with my finger raised. My most enraged was when I was crossing a small street (one lane) at a crosswalk with my three month old daughter and a car kept inching forward and nearly bumped her stroller. I haven't gotten that mad that fast since puberty.
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scoob
> McMike
12/22/2015 at 15:15 |
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I know it was stupid lol, I won’t do it again. I’ll just shake my finger at them!
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scoob
> WiscoProud
12/22/2015 at 15:17 |
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Damn, I wouldn’t do that if I had my kid with me. I think pedestrians need dashcams now. Chestcams? Forecams? Headcams?
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WiscoProud
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:19 |
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I was already in front of her car when she started inching forward. She was a distracted not aggressive driver. I think she had her own kids in the car and just didn’t realize she was moving.
But that shit doesn’t fly when my kid is in danger.
Daily Drives a Dragon - One Last Lap
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:20 |
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I wouldn’t have done it.
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McMike
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:22 |
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LOL, I’ve done similar stupid things in crosswalks that consist of but are not limited to:
Drop things while walking.
Bend over to tie my shoe.
Stop to finish a text
Turn around like I had to go back, then realized I didn’t.
Stop to take a selfie
Porsche was my first word
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:22 |
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One of these guys involved in this story just found his girlfriend with his best friend. It’s up to your assumption ...
DrScientist
> jvirgs drives a Subaru
12/22/2015 at 15:22 |
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somewhere i read/saw that that whole seen was totally improvised. the cab driver wasn’t an actor... it just happened.
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scoob
> McMike
12/22/2015 at 15:24 |
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To annoy bad drivers?
The shoe one is gutsy.
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scoob
> Porsche was my first word
12/22/2015 at 15:29 |
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That doesn’t mean you can nearly run people over!
TheHondaBro
> McMike
12/22/2015 at 15:31 |
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Haha the selfie one is gold Jerry, GOLD!!
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McMike
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:38 |
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That one (as well as most of them) are only permissable if the angry, bad driver has already come to a stop.
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jvirgs drives a Subaru
> DrScientist
12/22/2015 at 15:38 |
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I heard the same. Turned out pretty good for being as improvised as it was.
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Porsche was my first word
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:42 |
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Of course. I was hit by a grandma standing in the parking lot of a supermarket. Looked me in the eyes, shoved in gear and had a go on me.
I just wanted to say that sometimes there is a reason because one behaves like an asshole. Includes me.
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cazzyodo
> McMike
12/22/2015 at 15:51 |
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I think I’ve personally taken a handful of selfies but this number is going to increase exponentially because of you.
Crossing the street...but first...SELFIE!!!!!!
Satoshi "Zipang" Katsura
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 15:53 |
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I guess it’s a bit better than a Camry...
Sn210
> scoob
12/22/2015 at 16:11 |
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Some dick did this to me in a parking lot once. Ive never been so angry in my life. I wanted to punt his side mirror onto the roof of BestBuy.